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Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 0:41:17
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here » Gabbix2, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 0:34:49
You mean PIMP thats the puter talk for pee in my pants.....or urinate if pee is bad :)
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 0:53:21
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 0:41:17
seriouly PIMP? LOL
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 1:03:04
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 0:53:21
> seriouly PIMP? LOL
Indeed its PIMP now don't ask me what lmFao is lol that would be a sure shot double *
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 1:07:34
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 1:03:04
'lmFao'
omg that took me way to long to figure out!lol
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 1:16:51
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 1:07:34
> 'lmFao'
> omg that took me way to long to figure out!lollmfao :P
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 1:18:13
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 1:16:51
you crack me up! I pimplmFao hehe
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 20, 2005, at 6:33:20
In reply to usually vulgar often vulgar words here, posted by TofuEmmy on January 19, 2005, at 19:22:13
Dr. Bob - I apologize for using a word which some may find offensive....and which your filter didn't catch. Does that mean you won't PBC me? Did I get my apology in on time? :-)
Posted by Dr. Bob on January 20, 2005, at 9:25:27
In reply to usually vulgar often vulgar words here Dr. Bob, posted by TofuEmmy on January 20, 2005, at 6:33:20
> Dr. Bob - I apologize for using a word which some may find offensive....and which your filter didn't catch. Does that mean you won't PBC me? Did I get my apology in on time? :-)
Thanks, this is still a work in progress...
Bob
Posted by Snoozin on January 20, 2005, at 10:10:30
In reply to usually vulgar often vulgar words here, posted by TofuEmmy on January 19, 2005, at 19:22:13
I was looking for a book for my 3 year old nephew at Borders over christmas, when I came across a book for 3-5 year olds, called *The Amazing F*rting Puppy.*
??
It's not a word I'd teach my kid, but I guess it must be really acceptable to be a kid's book, huh?
Susan
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 20, 2005, at 12:11:55
In reply to Re: usually vulgar often vulgar words here, posted by Dr. Bob on January 20, 2005, at 9:25:27
"this is still a work in progress..."
Me too
Posted by Atticus on January 20, 2005, at 14:21:13
In reply to that's hilarious » TofuEmmy, posted by crushedout on January 19, 2005, at 20:41:01
Definitely have to go with Emmy and crushed on this. After all, f*rts are like cr*p without the mess. ;) Atticus
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 20, 2005, at 15:45:30
In reply to Re: that's hilarious » crushedout, posted by Atticus on January 20, 2005, at 14:21:13
AND, I could get all dolled up, go to a swank restaurant with you, sit there are purdy, legs crossed, smiling through my perfectly made up face across at you.....and f*rt. I could NOT cr*p. That's an important distinktion.
emsky (age 9ish)
Posted by just plain jane on January 20, 2005, at 23:05:25
In reply to Re: that's hilarious » Atticus, posted by TofuEmmy on January 20, 2005, at 15:45:30
that post sure reads like fishin' to me...
pimpasmsbrotflmfsao
just playin' jane
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 7:09:53
In reply to (shhhhh...) » TofuEmmy, posted by just plain jane on January 20, 2005, at 23:05:25
LOL...yes, that IS how I usually hit on a man...by boasting of my f*rting prowess! :-)
Then I move on to belching the alphabet. More than once I've heard, "Emmy, you had me at thpwwpptt!"
em
Posted by Atticus on January 21, 2005, at 10:35:31
In reply to Re: (shhhhh...) » just plain jane, posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 7:09:53
I always suspected you were a true romantic at heart, Emmy. It's too bad the f*rting portion of the balcony scene in "Romeo and Juliet" was cut by Shakespeare. Adds a whole different texture to the play. ;) Atticus
Posted by gardenergirl on January 21, 2005, at 10:40:54
In reply to Re: (shhhhh...) » just plain jane, posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 7:09:53
You don't butt-spell your intentions?
gg
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 12:05:11
In reply to Re: (shhhhh...) » TofuEmmy, posted by gardenergirl on January 21, 2005, at 10:40:54
GG - You're lost hon. Wrong web site. Back up, turn left at the www and head towards the cute hiker guy in the shorts.
(And I think Howard Stern said no butt spelling until the 3rd date.)
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 12:11:09
In reply to Ahhh, Be still my heart ... » TofuEmmy, posted by Atticus on January 21, 2005, at 10:35:31
All that music by mother nature and I'm only a short train ride away. I could make bean burritto's!! errrppp....scuze me. Dang. Musta been the jalepenos on my oatmeal...
Posted by Atticus on January 21, 2005, at 15:13:19
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ..., posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 12:11:09
So where are you, if'n I ain't bein' a mite too inquisitive? ;) Atticus
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 19:43:17
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ... » TofuEmmy, posted by Atticus on January 21, 2005, at 15:13:19
Well, first you get on the Polar Express, hop off at King's Park Psychiatric Center, take a bus to WhoVille, catch a cab to Creedmoor Psychiatric Center, from there you'll need to hail a horse and buggy to Marcy Central NY Psychiatric Center. You'll find me waiting in a gray hospital gown, wearing red faux leather boots, and a tiara.
emsky
Posted by Atticus on January 21, 2005, at 21:25:49
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ... » Atticus, posted by TofuEmmy on January 21, 2005, at 19:43:17
Well, b*llocks. Dressed like that, you'll blend right into the crowd. I'll never spot you. ;)Atticus
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 22, 2005, at 2:40:09
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ... » TofuEmmy, posted by Atticus on January 21, 2005, at 21:25:49
Oh fine. We'll meet this spring. I'll wear a Spring bonnet, and shall be sitted in a surrey with fringe in top. Gray hospital gown, shackles add a bit of sparkle....pizzaz even. Don't mind the leather face mask. I can sip gazpacho thru a straw. We'll have several large hairy chaperons. Hope you don't mind. They carry stun guns, but that's for your protection.
I'm sure it will be a delightful afternoon! Chiati? Fava beans?? :-P
Posted by Atticus on January 22, 2005, at 18:56:58
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ..., posted by TofuEmmy on January 22, 2005, at 2:40:09
Thought you were a veggie, luv. Guess I'll have to eat the liver, then. Oi! Do you hear lambs screaming, or is it just that moron dog in the apartment below mine? (Irritating mutt. Granted, I'd be upset about the neutering, too. But, Jesus wept, it's going on three years now.) Hang on. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah. Cannibalism. I'm there, dude (dudette?). ;) Atticus
Posted by TofuEmmy on January 22, 2005, at 20:17:47
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ... » TofuEmmy, posted by Atticus on January 22, 2005, at 18:56:58
Dang it all....emmy should NEVER post after 2am, especially after being locked out at -10F degrees by a flippin' frozen door. Grrr....
Guess I've eaten so many soy-based wieners and whatitz, that I've forgotten people are actually meat. Ewww. I prefer to think of us as soy. I'm quite certain that *I* am soy by now.
Ok, fine Atticus. I can't eat your nasty old meat liver. NOW what the heck will we do? I mean, I'll sign your Babble Starlet autograph album, we can tour the psych ward, meet my roomy Gwendolyn...she'll eat your liver..., play on the teetertotter, go antiquing, hit Starbucks and call GG, oh, guess we'll play it by ear. :-)
em
Posted by Atticus on January 22, 2005, at 20:33:05
In reply to Re: Ahhh, Be still my heart ... » Atticus, posted by TofuEmmy on January 22, 2005, at 20:17:47
Now hang on, luv. Just because I eat meat doesn't mean I need to eat it all the time. I can go veggie for limited periods provided there's enough curry or spices or whatever. As long as they're not overcooked (and still juicy), some veggie burgers are pretty good. Malthus introduced me to artichoke hearts last weekend. Delicious. I came to mushrooms late in life, too. So you never know. I love black bean chili, although we'll both be playing with fire there. ;) Atticus
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