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Christmas cookie recipe

Posted by Larry Hoover on December 22, 2004, at 17:34:58

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl,

Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a s...t.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wahshsher dishes thingey.

CHERRY MISTMAS

Re: Christmas cookie recipe

Posted by Angel Girl on December 23, 2004, at 18:59:06

In reply to Christmas cookie recipe, posted by Larry Hoover on December 22, 2004, at 17:34:58

ROFLMBO!!! Very funny Larry. Loved it!!! :)

AG

Re: Christmas cookie recipe » Larry Hoover

Posted by Phil on December 23, 2004, at 20:35:30

In reply to Christmas cookie recipe, posted by Larry Hoover on December 22, 2004, at 17:34:58

Surouns gode to me, Lar.

Re: Christmas cookie recipe

Posted by Jai Narayan on December 24, 2004, at 15:16:07

In reply to Re: Christmas cookie recipe » Larry Hoover, posted by Phil on December 23, 2004, at 20:35:30

thanks for the laugh, I sent to all my friends.
Ja*

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