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Posted by saw on November 2, 2004, at 8:53:06
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION
A farmer has two cows.
You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left is kinda cute...
Sabrina
Posted by Toph on November 2, 2004, at 10:00:29
In reply to Cows and Corporations, posted by saw on November 2, 2004, at 8:53:06
Then there's Bush who's 9/11 response became a sacred cow, invading Iraq to protect America from weapons of mass destruction... wait, I guess it's not a cow, it's bull.
Posted by Dr. Bob on November 2, 2004, at 16:52:11
In reply to Re: Cows and Corporate Greed » saw, posted by Toph on November 2, 2004, at 10:00:29
> Then there's Bush who's 9/11 response became a sacred cow, invading Iraq to protect America from weapons of mass destruction... wait, I guess it's not a cow, it's bull.
Please don't be negative about either candidate or party. Thanks,
Bob
Posted by Sad Panda on November 3, 2004, at 2:56:56
In reply to Re: Cows and Corporate Greed » saw, posted by Toph on November 2, 2004, at 10:00:29
> Then there's Bush who's 9/11 response became a sacred cow, invading Iraq to protect America from weapons of mass destruction... wait, I guess it's not a cow, it's bull.
>
>You have two cows & some middle eastern guys fly planes in to them...
Posted by Toph on November 3, 2004, at 11:12:32
In reply to Re: Cows and Corporate Greed » Toph, posted by Sad Panda on November 3, 2004, at 2:56:56
That's UDDERLY a great excuse to invade an oil producing nation.
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