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Posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 3:26:42
A is for anger
B is for bloat
C is for chest pains from panic
D is for distended stomach
E is for eyesight and tunnel vision
F is fluid retention
G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention)
H is hyper-vigilance (I’d rather have low)
I is for incisions with scars you can show
J is for joints that now fail to flex
L is for libido – what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K
K is for my knees that crack when they’re bent
(Please forgive me, my memory isn’t worth a cent)
N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is occasional night sweats
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill, I’ll be good as new
Q is for queasiness. Wine or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal becomes two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T is for tinnitus, I hear bells in my hears
U is for urinary, flow too much
V is for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy’ you know
W is for worry and weight gain, now what’s going around?
Y is for another year I’ve left behind
Z is for zest that I can’t seem to findI’ve survived all the symptoms my body’s deployed.
And kept 100 doctors gainfully employed!!
Is being depressed great?
Sabrina
Posted by octopusprime on November 1, 2004, at 6:14:28
In reply to My depression alphabet, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 3:26:42
great post saw!
ok i want to play
A is for animal, i've found primal roots
B is for boasting, look at these great boots!
C is for cycling, am i up or am i down?
D is for depression, entrenching a frown
E is for elation, a smile that won't quit
F is for fat, from ice cream and chips
G is for greed, to buy some new toys
H is for horny, let's go meet some boys!
I is for I, and tooth is for tooth
J is for judging the way i squander my youth
K is for kerosene, i'm a crackling fire
L is for lust and for latent desire
M is for manic the flip side of depression
N is for nasty, not a good first impression
O is for on a roller coaster ride
P is for pain that i feel deep inside
Q is for quiet so i can recover
R is for relapse when i lose my lover
S is for seroquel, i wish it would sedate me
T is for truth, i hide from it lately
U is for useless, when i am depressed
V is for vibrant, when i've found my zest
W is for bush, but i'd vote for kerry
X is for xrays, for bones broken (how merry!)
Y is for y do i suffer this way and
Z is for zoo, i'll live in one some day
Posted by Poet on November 1, 2004, at 16:58:15
In reply to My depression alphabet, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 3:26:42
A apathy
B braindead
C chardonnay, self medication tastes so good
D demons
E exorcise demons out of me
F faking
G groggy
H hypnotic drugs (Ambien, Sonata) to sleep
I insomnia
J joylessness
K kindred spirits on babble
L loathing
M mess (life, house, hair- mess is a nice all purpose word)
N negativity
O orgasm (see faking)
P psychiatrist, psychotherapist, pharmacist
Q quick to snap
R rundown
S sorry: I said what? I don't remember that...
T totally losing it
U underwear that I wear day after day
V vodka (when I get bored with wine)
W washing: that underwear won't get clean today
X seX (see faking it)
Y Yikes she's losing it again
Z zombieNow I know my ABCs, now what do you think of me?
Poet
Posted by AdaGrace on November 2, 2004, at 23:11:30
In reply to My depression alphabet, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 3:26:42
A is for Anxiety
B is for Beer
C is for Callouse
D is for Deer ( as in the headlight look)
E is for Ether (wish I had some)
F is for Falling
G is for God (Why was I given none)
H is for Heart (the one that you've smashed)
I is for Isolated (the way that I feel)
J is for Jesus (not sure if he's real)
K is for Kill (don't want life to last)
L is for Lonely
M is for Me (what is my fate?)
N is for Noone (to talk to)
O is for Opinions (for which I cannot state)
P is for Petrified (of getting no better)
Q is for Questions (noone can answer)
R is for Rest (I cannot get any)
S is for Sanity (for which I have none)
T is for Tranquility (there is no happyness since there is no Sun)
U is for Ugly
V is for Viscuous (not sure what that means)
W is for waiting (for that stupid phone to ring)
X is for all X's
Y is for Why?
Z is for Zelda (the teenage queen)Rhyming is hard, I know it is true
For reading this post, makes me even more blue
I've been on hiatus for a week and a day
For being uncivil, AdaGrace had to pay.Before I say goodnight
Please let me rephrase
I'm not so depressed
that I'd again join the Admin craze.I've learned my lesson
like a good girl should
I'd just like to know
what is Norweigan Wood?
This is the end of the thread.
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