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Posted by Gabbix2 on March 10, 2003, at 15:25:31
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
- ------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- ---------------------------------------------
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
- ----------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- ------------------------------------------------
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
- -------------------------------------------------
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- -----------------------------------------
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
- -------------------------------------------------
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
- ------------------------------------------------
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- -------------------------------------------------
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- -------------------------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- ----------------------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- -------------------------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- --------------------------------------------------------------
Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal
operation"?
Posted by NikkiT2 on March 10, 2003, at 16:21:48
In reply to Very funny, Haiku Error Messages, posted by Gabbix2 on March 10, 2003, at 15:25:31
I liked them!! *g* Thankyou!
Posted by OddipusRex on March 10, 2003, at 18:17:57
In reply to Very funny, Haiku Error Messages, posted by Gabbix2 on March 10, 2003, at 15:25:31
you have posted words
unseen readers feel the sting
you must be civilTitle stands alone
Amazon waits unsummoned
Explain on AdminYou speak of sorrow
This board speaks of chemistry
Repost to Social
> In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
>
> error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
> Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.
>
> The Web site you seek
>
> Cannot be located, but
> Countless more exist.
> - ------------------------------------------
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
> - ---------------------------------------------
> Program aborting:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
> - ----------------------------------------------
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
> - ------------------------------------------------
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
> - -----------------------------------------
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
> - ------------------------------------------------
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> You step in the stream,
> But the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
> - ----------------------------------------------
> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
> - --------------------------------------------------------------
> Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal
> operation"?
Posted by Kar on March 10, 2003, at 19:34:14
In reply to Haiku messages for Babble, posted by OddipusRex on March 10, 2003, at 18:17:57
Posted by beardedlady on March 10, 2003, at 19:48:00
In reply to Haiku messages for Babble, posted by OddipusRex on March 10, 2003, at 18:17:57
Posted by Dr. Bob on March 13, 2003, at 0:57:02
In reply to Haiku messages for Babble, posted by OddipusRex on March 10, 2003, at 18:17:57
Posted by lostsailor on March 13, 2003, at 8:19:01
In reply to Re: :-) (nm), posted by Dr. Bob on March 13, 2003, at 0:57:02
Thank you for my smile
Even Doc Bob smiled at you
Smiles are silent
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