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Posted by Robin David John on December 25, 2002, at 13:02:51
Here is a wee poem..please excuse if it offends anyone
Tae a Fert
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous windThe neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert working like a gentle breeze
But soon the peddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the placeNae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifleHawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel cheek tae cheek
Prae tae god it doesnae reekBut aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boomGod almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I havnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw, whit the hel, it's no ma worry!A'bodys roon about me choking
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'LL feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smileWis him! I shout with accusing glower
Alas, too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mairWhere e'er ye go let ye wind ga' free
Sounds like just the job for me
Whit a fus at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty.
Posted by BeardedLady on December 25, 2002, at 13:41:53
In reply to Merry Christmas, posted by Robin David John on December 25, 2002, at 13:02:51
My daughter has been ferting up the house. She's wee, but the ferty ain't.
beardy : )>
Posted by shar on December 26, 2002, at 22:12:57
In reply to Merry Christmas, posted by Robin David John on December 25, 2002, at 13:02:51
I thought that was hilarious!
Shar
Posted by Robin David John on December 27, 2002, at 11:11:37
In reply to Re: Merry Christmas » Robin David John, posted by shar on December 26, 2002, at 22:12:57
And a happy new year..sending good cheer your way
Robin
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