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Tabitha: Lexapro coffee cup

Posted by Phil on September 10, 2002, at 7:03:53

Dear Mr. Lexus, My Amitriptyline coffee mug was stolen and buried by my cat, Jimi One Eye. It was my only cup and I can't buy a cup because of co-pays and pdoc fees and your rep for this area hasn't been to see my pdoc and her husband pdoc and I plunged into despair at my appt yesterday when she told me Mr Forest had not been by so I couldn't get a pen or a coffee cup and everyone at work laughs when I try to put cream in my coffee because the coffee is in my cupped hands which are burnt up damnit. The lady before me walked out with a grocery bag of samples she was cute too. The lady was, the bag was just khaki.
At home I drink coffee out of an empty Advil bottle and the plastic burns my throat but i never get no headaches anymore.
So hear me Mr. Lexus
And my pitiful call
I cain't keep drinking coffee
With my burnt hands and all.
(My mother said I wrote like Willie Poe, Edgar's brother I don't know if that's good.)

Lovexxx
Sincerelyxxxx
Give me a g8dd*mned cup,

Severe depression, recurrent.

Tell your boy Andy I liked his book I didn't read it but it was the perfect size to prop up my couch with a missin leg Jimi One Eye buried it in his litter and I thru it away. The leg not the cat yet.
Please get the cup to my pdoc, Dr.Abra Cadabra
and her pdoc husband, Dr. Timmy Cadabra.

 

I want one too! (nm) » Phil

Posted by jane d on September 10, 2002, at 10:16:39

In reply to Tabitha: Lexapro coffee cup, posted by Phil on September 10, 2002, at 7:03:53

 

Re:surely they'll send a cup and a windbreaker too (nm)

Posted by Tabitha Ðòñë ƒ£îþþëÐ on September 10, 2002, at 12:05:39

In reply to Tabitha: Lexapro coffee cup, posted by Phil on September 10, 2002, at 7:03:53

 

Re: Lexapro coffee cup » Phil

Posted by IsoM on September 10, 2002, at 13:09:08

In reply to Tabitha: Lexapro coffee cup, posted by Phil on September 10, 2002, at 7:03:53

Phil, you've missed your true calling - writing. I mean it! I ADORE your off-the-wall humour. If you put out a book, I'd be the first to buy it & get it personally autographed by you. At your book signing, you'd have to appear in your customary flip-flops, thong, cowboy hat, & maybe an old thread-bare bath robe thrown over for decency. (Think of the little kids & their 'unwarped' minds. Think of the middle-aged matrons & their lusty minds!).

 

Lexapro Coffee cup - Thanks. » Phil

Posted by Gabbix2 on September 10, 2002, at 16:45:41

In reply to Tabitha: Lexapro coffee cup, posted by Phil on September 10, 2002, at 7:03:53

That was brilliant!
Thanks to Tabitha's introducing me to some of your archived posts I will call it Classic Phil humor, like she does.

 

Phil: PSB's warrior poet, depressed version (nm)

Posted by shar on September 11, 2002, at 0:28:49

In reply to Tabitha: Lexapro coffee cup, posted by Phil on September 10, 2002, at 7:03:53

 

Lexapro Coffee cup-My gynecologist has one. (nm)

Posted by Dinah on September 11, 2002, at 21:03:00

In reply to Lexapro Coffee cup - Thanks. » Phil, posted by Gabbix2 on September 10, 2002, at 16:45:41

 

Re: Lexapro Coffee cup

Posted by pharmrep on September 14, 2002, at 10:24:12

In reply to Lexapro Coffee cup-My gynecologist has one. (nm), posted by Dinah on September 11, 2002, at 21:03:00

You guys are hilarious. I'm afraid the new pharma guidelines limit what can be given to offices as "gifts" anymore. Pens and Pads are fine....but umbrellas and windbreakers...no more. As for coffee mugs...we have a nifty stainless steel model with a clearcoat sleeve (and a modest Lexapro logo). Whether the office staff is willing to part with them is a different story, so make sure you offer up something decent in your horse-trade and you might get one.


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