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Posted by SandraDee on August 13, 2002, at 23:01:14
Possibly the Very Best Chicken Joke Yet:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered *THAT* question!"
Posted by Ella on August 13, 2002, at 23:45:54
In reply to Sex joke, posted by SandraDee on August 13, 2002, at 23:01:14
A man came into a store and he really needed a new rooster to mate with his hens. Most of the roosters were very, very expensive. But there was one that was all wirey and beat looking that was much, much cheeper. He looked healthy enough, so the farmer asked the clerk if the cock would be good enough for the job. The clerk said, "yeah he'll do it all right, kinda' funny about it though." So the farmer bought the rooster thinking it was a bargin and it went right to work with the hens. But it kept on going! The pigs, the ducks, the cows, everything in sight was getting it from this crazy rooster.
Later, the farmer saw the rooster collapsed in the driveway. Well, he though maybe that's for the better, that crazed thing will stop pestering my animals. When he came up to the rooster to inspect it closer, it looked up at him, winked, and said,
"shhhh, vultures"
Posted by Ella on August 13, 2002, at 23:49:46
In reply to Chicken sex joke, posted by Ella on August 13, 2002, at 23:45:54
Using a feather is erotic, using the whole chicken is kinky.EllaMia
Posted by SandraDee on August 13, 2002, at 23:52:24
In reply to Another, posted by Ella on August 13, 2002, at 23:49:46
And thanks too for not leavin' my joke hanging there! :) Have a good week.
Posted by Ella on August 13, 2002, at 23:54:42
In reply to Thanks Ella, those are funny! » Ella, posted by SandraDee on August 13, 2002, at 23:52:24
Posted by Ron Hill on August 14, 2002, at 0:20:25
In reply to Sex joke, posted by SandraDee on August 13, 2002, at 23:01:14
Posted by SandraDee on August 14, 2002, at 10:17:11
In reply to Re: I'm guessing the chicken was the male, right? (nm) » SandraDee, posted by Ron Hill on August 14, 2002, at 0:20:25
passed on what I thought was funny.
I guess we could sit and hash out that Roosters are male... blah blah.... but I was just enjoying a silly joke.... silly me.
Posted by Medusa on August 14, 2002, at 14:33:09
In reply to Re: I'm guessing the chicken was the male, right? (nm) » SandraDee, posted by Ron Hill on August 14, 2002, at 0:20:25
Oh, that's not fair at all. Maybe they're both male, or both female. I've played that "I've got mine, so we're through" game plenty - and I'm a girl. (Well, this only in cases where he'd gotten his and just his plenty, and for meds or whatever I couldn't.)
Posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 14:49:09
In reply to Re: I'm guessing the chicken was the male, right? » Ron Hill, posted by Medusa on August 14, 2002, at 14:33:09
In a self-deprecating way, Correct me If I'm wrong Ron.
But I know that as a woman who's done that, I get where you're coming from (no pun intended)
Posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 15:01:01
In reply to Re: I suspect Ron was just kidding Ron » Medusa, posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 14:49:09
yikes...
Posted by SandraDee on August 14, 2002, at 17:29:09
In reply to That'l teach you to not take a joke seriously Ron, posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 15:01:01
I deliberately put "with a smile on its face" so that this wouldn't come back to haunt me... and it still bit me in the butt. Sheesh. I think I'm ready to give up on this web site. Good grief.
Posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 19:47:58
In reply to Sheesh, posted by SandraDee on August 14, 2002, at 17:29:09
A swear, If I'm feeling sensitive, even the little happy faces are smug snotty little smiles.
The sad thing is I'm not even exaggerating.A genuine: )
Gabbi-(stick your nose right in there girl) Gabbi
Posted by Dinah on August 14, 2002, at 19:57:33
In reply to Sheesh, posted by SandraDee on August 14, 2002, at 17:29:09
Don't take it personally Sandra. It's difficult to read intonation on this site, and joke telling at its finest requires intonation.
(Unless of course you were kidding in which case as Roseanne Roseannadanna would say... "Never mind...")
Posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 20:06:42
In reply to Every post is a Rorshac test...., posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 19:47:58
Posted by Ron Hill on August 15, 2002, at 1:08:58
In reply to Well I didn't over-analyze it, I just laughed and » Ron Hill, posted by SandraDee on August 14, 2002, at 10:17:11
> passed on what I thought was funny.
> I guess we could sit and hash out that Roosters are male... blah blah.... but I was just enjoying a silly joke.... silly me.
>
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Hi SandraDee,I thought your joke was VERY funny. In fact, I told it twice today and got good laughs both times. In my previous one line post I was simply attempting to reply in jest in a self deprecating kind of way. Speaking only for myself as a male, I can relate with the rooster. In hind sight, maybe I should have merely enjoyed your joke and skipped my reply.
Sometimes the words I write do not convey the intent I had in mind. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Have an absolutely excellent day SandraDee.
-- Ron
Posted by Ron Hill on August 15, 2002, at 1:18:19
In reply to Re: I suspect Ron was just kidding Ron » Medusa, posted by Gabbi on August 14, 2002, at 14:49:09
> In a self-deprecating way, Correct me If I'm wrong Ron.
-------------Gabbi,
Yes, that was my intent. Thanks much for severing as an interpreter of my post!
-- Ron
Posted by SandraDee on August 15, 2002, at 9:35:55
In reply to Re: Well I didn't over-analyze it, I just laughed and » SandraDee, posted by Ron Hill on August 15, 2002, at 1:08:58
I just didn't know your "style" and Gabbi quickly emailed me to tell me your probable intent. I apologize. There has been loads of jumping to conclusions around here and I have been on the defensive I guess. No pms. Just making sure I don't tick anyone off.
And thank you, I will have a great day - fair today with my daughter (baby stays home! woohoo, and yes, I have a sitter haha not just leaving him here).
You too, have a LOVELY rest of the week and weekend.
Cheers!
Posted by Gabbi on August 15, 2002, at 14:43:46
In reply to Re: I suspect Ron was just kidding Ron » Gabbi, posted by Ron Hill on August 15, 2002, at 1:18:19
I had my typical post post ponder and thought, who am I to speak for him? I appreciate your letting me know.:)
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