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Posted by susan C on September 8, 2001, at 19:32:24
The truth about cats...some quotes from those who know.....
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on
your computer." - Bruce Graham"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - "Unknown" (I
know who it is, and his name is Beau!)"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." - Anonymous"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." - Jeff Valdez"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later." Mary Bly"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith
Resnick"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats." - Anonymous"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome
me." - Unknown"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats." - Albert Schweitzer"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats." - Colonial American proverb"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
Posted by Phil on September 8, 2001, at 20:01:27
In reply to The truth about cats..., posted by susan C on September 8, 2001, at 19:32:24
I recently was adopted by a cat so these are all new to me.
A friend had one to add. "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."
Thanks!
Posted by sar on September 8, 2001, at 20:42:38
In reply to That's funny..., posted by Phil on September 8, 2001, at 20:01:27
when i was the subject of a bunch of malicious gossip, a dozen or so folks decided that i had the personality of a cat.
prefer it to dog.
haughtily,
sar
Posted by kazoo on September 9, 2001, at 0:24:22
In reply to The truth about cats..., posted by susan C on September 8, 2001, at 19:32:24
> The truth about cats...
The difference between cats and dogs:
A dog looks up to their owner who is preparing food for them and thinks "Wow, they must be a god!"
A cat looks up to their owner who is preparing food for them and thinks "Wow, I must be a god!"
It can't get any clearer than that, can it?
Kazoo
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