![[dr. bob]](/dr-bob-sm.gif)
Dr. Bob is Robert Hsiung, MD,
bob@dr-bob.orgShown: posts 1 to 2 of 2. This is the beginning of the thread.
Posted by Phil on June 16, 2001, at 18:45:53
The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
Posted by kiddo on June 17, 2001, at 0:04:41
In reply to Joke, posted by Phil on June 16, 2001, at 18:45:53
LOL
> The Perfect Worker
>
>
> 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
> 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
> 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
> 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
> 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
> 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
> 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
> 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
> 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
> 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
> 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
> 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
> 13 executed as soon as possible.
>
> Addendum:
>
> That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
> sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
> lines.
This is the end of the thread.
Psycho-Babble Social | Extras | FAQ
Dr. Bob is Robert Hsiung, MD,
bob@dr-bob.org
Script revised: February 4, 2008
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/cgi-bin/pb/mget.pl
Copyright 2006-17 Robert Hsiung.
Owned and operated by Dr. Bob LLC and not the University of Chicago.