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Posted by NikkiT2 on February 17, 2003, at 16:14:48
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up, posted by noa on February 17, 2003, at 14:30:48
Maybe you could sue the "bumper" (you being the bumpee), and then also sue where you got the coffe from for making coffee too hot!! ;)
Nikki x
Posted by Rach on February 17, 2003, at 18:13:25
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up, posted by NikkiT2 on February 17, 2003, at 16:14:48
I knew there was a reason I don't drink coffee...
Or tea...
Or hot chocolate...
lol!
Posted by Greg on February 17, 2003, at 19:21:07
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up, posted by Rach on February 17, 2003, at 18:13:25
> I knew there was a reason I don't drink coffee...
> Or tea...
> Or hot chocolate...
> lol!Well, everybody knows I should be supervised....closely. VERY closely.
Posted by Phil on February 17, 2003, at 19:32:41
In reply to How coffee really wakes you up, posted by Greg on February 17, 2003, at 14:10:28
There's a chain of burger joints here that has coffee heated to about 2000 degrees. (Whataburger, shar)
Spilling a large cup in your lap makes depression disappear for a while. It may also do some damage to critical parts of your anatomy, cause you to swerve into oncoming traffic, and make you not want to think about sex for days.
Posted by Greg on February 18, 2003, at 6:34:28
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up, posted by Phil on February 17, 2003, at 19:32:41
> There's a chain of burger joints here that has coffee heated to about 2000 degrees. (Whataburger, shar)
> Spilling a large cup in your lap makes depression disappear for a while. It may also do some damage to critical parts of your anatomy, cause you to swerve into oncoming traffic, and make you not want to think about sex for days.Oh. So then it has the same effect as most depression meds? :)
Posted by Phil on February 18, 2003, at 6:57:45
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up » Phil, posted by Greg on February 18, 2003, at 6:34:28
Actually, depression meds can be helpful at a genital jarring moment like this. Numbness helps.
I think they did a test on Paxil and you could actually just pour the stuff on the area. Althought slightly uncomfortable, nobody dropped ,huh, out of the study. "We're just happy to feel something."
Testing will continue with caffe latte's with a 25% mix of hydrochloric acid in March.
: )
Posted by tina on February 18, 2003, at 8:01:01
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up » Greg, posted by Phil on February 18, 2003, at 6:57:45
Posted by Greg on February 18, 2003, at 11:12:55
In reply to You peoples scare me just a little :-) (nm), posted by tina on February 18, 2003, at 8:01:01
I bet you're glad I am too ;^)
XXOO
Posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 11:55:03
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up » Greg, posted by Phil on February 18, 2003, at 6:57:45
> Testing will continue with caffe latte's with a 25% mix of hydrochloric acid in March.
> : )Hmmm, are they paying people to participate in that upcoming study? I could use the $$ and I've been in some high eye pressure studies where I got paid. Course, I'm not on Paxil. And they always seem to want healthy, non-smokers for studies. Like, the people who take the pharmaceuticals they market are gonna be healthy non-smokers.
Anyway, I was rather impressed that after hot coffee and third degree burns, it was only "days" (not weeks) til you were ready to get back to bidness.
Shar
Posted by coral on February 18, 2003, at 13:59:36
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up » Phil, posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 11:55:03
Dear Shar,
Uhhh.... ahem...... you said, "Anyway, I was rather impressed that after hot coffee and third degree burns, it was only "days" (not weeks) til you were ready to get back to bidness." Uhhh....ahem..... how would you know that? <VEG>
xoxoxoxoThe Whipster
Coral
Posted by Greg on February 18, 2003, at 14:18:57
In reply to Re: Teasing question for Shar, posted by coral on February 18, 2003, at 13:59:36
> Dear Shar,
>
> Uhhh.... ahem...... you said, "Anyway, I was rather impressed that after hot coffee and third degree burns, it was only "days" (not weeks) til you were ready to get back to bidness." Uhhh....ahem..... how would you know that? <VEG>
>
>
> xoxoxoxo
>
> The Whipster
>
> CoralGod Coral, the more I know you, the more I love you! LOLOL!!!
Posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 18:30:57
In reply to Re: Teasing question for Shar, posted by coral on February 18, 2003, at 13:59:36
Coral,
hahhahahahaI'm flattered, you know, because Phil is a younger man...and that you even thought....well, let me 'splain...
I came up with the idea that he'd be back in bidness in days, because in his post, Phil said:
"It may also do some damage to critical parts of your anatomy....and make you not want to think about sex for *days*." (Emphasis mine)
Rereading his response, I realize that thinking of sex is not the same as doing it (we'll have to ask Phil, I guess), but if it was MY lap involved, I don't think I'd even be giving sex the slightest consideration for at least a few weeks. And, moreover, if I was suffering from that, I'd want to make damn sure that everybody else suffered with me!!!!!
Sorry I don't have a juiceier (sp?) response. Dang!
Shar
> Dear Shar,
>
> Uhhh.... ahem...... you said, "Anyway, I was rather impressed that after hot coffee and third degree burns, it was only "days" (not weeks) til you were ready to get back to bidness." Uhhh....ahem..... how would you know that? <VEG>
>
>
> xoxoxoxo
>
> The Whipster
>
> Coral
Posted by coral on February 18, 2003, at 19:22:06
In reply to Disappointing answer for Coral...8-), posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 18:30:57
Dear Shar,
Great answer!
However, you bring up another topic that might be worthy of discussion -- "I realize that thinking of sex is not the same as doing it." And, that topic is: What about doing sex without thinking about it? :)
xoxox
Coral
Posted by coral on February 18, 2003, at 19:24:02
In reply to Re: Teasing question for Shar » coral, posted by Greg on February 18, 2003, at 14:18:57
Dear Greg:
Why, thank you, you little, ole sugar pie.
Coral
Posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 21:18:37
In reply to Re: Disappointing answer for Coral...8-) NOT!!!!, posted by coral on February 18, 2003, at 19:22:06
> What about doing sex without thinking about it? :)
>Isn't that what one gender (that shall remain nameless) does all through adolescence and into early adulthood?
And, the other gender seems to do the opposite?
It's amazing we ever find WH's and WW's at all!
8-D But it shure iz nice wen we do!
xoxo
Shar
Posted by Phil on February 18, 2003, at 23:42:21
In reply to Re: How coffee really wakes you up » Phil, posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 11:55:03
Shar, Your eyes aren't any higher than mine. In fact, yours straddle the area at the top of the nose just like other peeps.
Did you think they were under pressure because of a mid forehead placement or something. Eye placement dysmorphic disorder!
If you're letting my Flipper comment bother you then just let it go, you know? I mean, I shaved off my moustache and people are calling me Slot Mouth. My mouth is so small it looks like a coin slot on a vending machine. Huh! You know, we all got our problems here. [: ^ / )
Posted by Phil on February 19, 2003, at 0:29:42
In reply to Doing vs. thinking » coral, posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 21:18:37
"Isn't that what one gender (that shall remain nameless) does all through adolescence and into early adulthood?"
I beg your pardon, I'm almost fifty. Damn.
_________
Hey, don't let Shar fool you, she's an animal, I used to call her Phermona. Our first meeting at Starbuck's was kind of embarrassing. She poked a hole in the middle of her lemon pound cake and was sticking her tongue through it while I was talking about how sad I was about my mouth and her high eyes.
As I was leaving, I looked back in the window and Shar was on top of the table, out Charroing Charro. And every person in there was clapping to this Tejano song and sticking their tongues through their pound cake as they watched Shar, mesmerized.
As I was leaving I had to peek in one more time. Shar had everyone throwing coffee on each other while they danced and sang 'Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, la la la la...'
As I got another large coffee at the drive thru and then was pulling onto Anderson Lane, I poured the coffee on my head and sang, 'Those were some babes my friend, their long legs never end, but guys in drag I've got to get away, now Shar's got lot's of bucks since opening a new Sharbucks, those were the days I dated Henry A. la la la la ....Tuba solo (dig it)
Posted by coral on February 19, 2003, at 3:03:39
In reply to Doing vs. thinking » coral, posted by shar on February 18, 2003, at 21:18:37
Dear Shar:
:) You did it. I couldn't think of a tactful way (which you so admirably did) and didn't want to risk a BOTS - (Battle Of The Sexes).
Ohhhhh, you are so right. WH's and WW's (and WP's (Paramours) [unless you got hitched and didn't tell us], are that most marvelous safe harbor.
xoxoxo
Coral
Posted by coral on February 19, 2003, at 3:07:17
In reply to Re: Doing vs. thinking » shar, posted by Phil on February 19, 2003, at 0:29:42
Oh, boy......... I KNEW there had to be wild secrets about our Texas lady!!!!!!
Posted by tina on February 19, 2003, at 9:20:45
In reply to I am kinda glad I'm seeing my Psych today... » tina, posted by Greg on February 18, 2003, at 11:12:55
> I bet you're glad I am too ;^)
>
> XXOOOh yeah buddy! Sounds timely.......:-)
Posted by shar on February 19, 2003, at 22:13:06
In reply to Re: I am kinda glad I'm seeing my Psych today... » Greg, posted by tina on February 19, 2003, at 9:20:45
Oh! What a quandry! On the one hand, would that I could out-Charro Charro. On the other hand...well, there really isn't anything.
I mean, I could ask Phil to take it back, but what would that really accomplish? Make everyone think I'm exactly as boring as I really am!!
It's time, I think, for a change! So, Phil, don't take it back!!
Did you really shave off your moustache?! We definitely have to get together so I can see your mouth/slot. Will I be tempted to insert a quarter?
Shar
Posted by shar on February 19, 2003, at 22:16:45
In reply to Re: Doing vs. thinking, posted by coral on February 19, 2003, at 3:03:39
I had been wondering what to call my WH-equivalent. I didn't like S.O. too much (a bit overused), and comrade or lover just didn't capture the whole flavor of the thing, and saying boyfriend at age 51 just feels silly...
But, Wonderful Paramour sounds like just the ticket!
Thank you,
xoxo
Shar
Posted by Phil on February 19, 2003, at 23:12:12
In reply to Phil, take it back!! well....wait....., posted by shar on February 19, 2003, at 22:13:06
yeah
Posted by coral on February 20, 2003, at 3:16:23
In reply to Phil, take it back!! well....wait....., posted by shar on February 19, 2003, at 22:13:06
Dear Shar,
You're revealing a most intriguing side to us!
"Will I be tempted to insert a quarter?" indicates adorning a male body with currency and you're out-charro'ing Charo, (on a tabletop at Sharbucks, if memory serves). I can see the headline and news story now: By day, she's a mild-mannered shopkeep but at night ---- VA VA VOOOOOOOOOM!!! Miz Shar protested, saying she's really boring but evidence says otherwise.INTERVIEWER: Miz Shar, isn't it true you've been reported that you've been wildly cavorting on tabletops?
MIZ SHAR: Yes, but . . .
INTERVIEWER: Isn't it true that you openly discussed the pouring hot liquid on the private parts of males?
MIZ SHAR: Yes, but . . .
INTERVIEWER: Isn't it true that you've planned inserting currency in an orifice?
MIZ SHAR: Yes, but . . .
INTERVIEWER: There you have it, folks, in black and white. The hidden secrets, or at least some of the hidden secrets of the mysterious, Texas lady known as Miz Shar. Inquiring minds want to know!
xoxoxo
Coral
Posted by Phil on February 20, 2003, at 7:09:36
In reply to Re: Shar --- the real Shar, posted by coral on February 20, 2003, at 3:16:23
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