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Posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 14:05:10
Can somebody please tell me what those weird crusty things are that end up in your silverware drawer in the organizer?
*confused blonde look*
Posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 14:11:31
In reply to Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 14:05:10
Either food, or Roach EGGS! i used to see them at my grandma's house, i would run to the toilet and VOMIT!!
I rerember the time you left Chocholate Easter Bunnnies on hte dryer on Easter i guess and melted......ha! and had to go back to Wal-mart to get more....... That post was Hilarious, i laughed for 2 minutes. Life's Lessons....
Posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 14:17:17
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 14:11:31
one time i put Tide Bleach in my hair the homestyle way..... to get platinum High lights........ i left if on and moed the yard...... i washed it out,, some of my bangs fell out..... my hair turned red....
Life Lessons....
Posted by Gabbi-x-2 on June 25, 2005, at 14:51:22
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 14:17:17
What depression has taught me:
Even black coffee goes mouldy if you leave it long enough.
Life's Lessons..
Posted by 10derHeart on June 25, 2005, at 15:20:38
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Gabbi-x-2 on June 25, 2005, at 14:51:22
..and you really just can't scoop up liquids with a slotted spoon, no matter what angle you hold it at ...even if you are too da*n lazy to reach for the non-slotted one...
Life's Kitchen Dummy Lessons?
Posted by TamaraJ on June 25, 2005, at 15:39:15
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by 10derHeart on June 25, 2005, at 15:20:38
Another of Life's Kitchen Dummy Lessons:
You have to measure the water if you want Minute Rice to turn out light and fluffy, and not like unflavoured rice soup LOL.
Posted by gabbii on June 25, 2005, at 15:56:07
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by 10derHeart on June 25, 2005, at 15:20:38
> ..and you really just can't scoop up liquids with a slotted spoon, no matter what angle you hold it at ...even if you are too da*n lazy to reach for the non-slotted one...
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> Life's Kitchen Dummy Lessons?Oh, that's so me!
On that note:
It really takes far less time and energy find the bleeding scissors, than it does to try to saw things open with a table knife.
Posted by Tamar on June 25, 2005, at 16:35:14
In reply to Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 14:05:10
It's always easier to take either one bus or the other than to walk four miles home because you can't decide which bus to take...
Posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 16:38:19
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Tamar on June 25, 2005, at 16:35:14
always sleep with a nightlight, less crashing into furniture......
Posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 16:50:54
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 16:38:19
This is getting WAY too deep for me..ROFL
Posted by All Done on June 25, 2005, at 17:51:39
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Gabbi-x-2 on June 25, 2005, at 14:51:22
> What depression has taught me:
>
> Even black coffee goes mouldy if you leave it long enough.
>
> Life's Lessons..I learned that one a long time ago but with a can of Pepsi. Who knew?
Posted by All Done on June 25, 2005, at 17:54:52
In reply to Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 14:05:10
Blue food coloring will *not* make you a Smurf.
Oh quiet...I was 8, okay?
Posted by gabbii on June 25, 2005, at 18:26:18
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by All Done on June 25, 2005, at 17:54:52
OH Laurie, that just got me! It's going to be one of those things that will make me laugh out loud every time I think about it, and that always seems to happen when I'm alone, on a bus.
Posted by rjlockhart98 on June 25, 2005, at 20:49:49
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL » All Done, posted by gabbii on June 25, 2005, at 18:26:18
Posted by All Done on June 26, 2005, at 4:37:45
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL » All Done, posted by gabbii on June 25, 2005, at 18:26:18
> OH Laurie, that just got me! It's going to be one of those things that will make me laugh out loud every time I think about it, and that always seems to happen when I'm alone, on a bus.
Good...I owed you!
:-)
Posted by jazzed on June 26, 2005, at 10:29:42
In reply to Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 14:05:10
> Can somebody please tell me what those weird crusty things are that end up in your silverware drawer in the organizer?
>
> *confused blonde look*EW! I checked my organizer, and I don't have those. I will not be able to live another day w/o the answer! Now I'm feeling so incomplete....... not that I'm unhappy I don't have them, don't get me wrong, I just have to know what's lurking in your drawers! Ooops, I didn't mean your "drawers" Spriggy, I meant your draaaawers, you know the ones with the organizer in it. And, BTW, do you have an organizer in your "drawers" hehehe If you do, then we have another very serious issue at hand, one that I will have to be answered before I can go on another moment.
Where's happyflower, she seems to have all the answers to the more serious questions in life, and rain, where are you, you are very adept at these issues. Oh my, oh my, worry, worry, worry, where are they?
Jazzy
in a very weird mood again today!
Posted by jazzed on June 26, 2005, at 10:31:19
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by All Done on June 25, 2005, at 17:54:52
> Blue food coloring will *not* make you a Smurf.
>
> Oh quiet...I was 8, okay?Oh, this one is funny. I will test it out on my 8 year old today, and see what he thinks, BUT do you think he'll know what a smurf is? LOL
Jazzy
Posted by Spriggy on June 26, 2005, at 14:43:15
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by jazzed on June 26, 2005, at 10:31:19
For the record Jazzy, I did check *my* drawers and found nothing crusty whatsoever.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW... okay, too much information? yes? okay.. sorry. ROFL* puts self in the naughty chair*
Posted by rjlockhart98 on June 26, 2005, at 14:50:48
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL » jazzed, posted by Spriggy on June 26, 2005, at 14:43:15
this post is something else............
i am going to go ponder the meaning of life....................................................................................................................................
Posted by Jazzed on June 26, 2005, at 18:20:31
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL » jazzed, posted by Spriggy on June 26, 2005, at 14:43:15
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> For the record Jazzy, I did check *my* drawers and found nothing crusty whatsoever.
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> EWWWWWWWWWWWW... okay, too much information? yes? okay.. sorry. ROFL
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> * puts self in the naughty chair*I've been checking mine off and on all day, still no crusties. You're right, EW, now I'm grounding myself! LOL
Jazzy
Posted by 10derHeart on June 26, 2005, at 19:16:47
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL » Spriggy, posted by Jazzed on June 26, 2005, at 18:20:31
I think you need a permit...or even a license for "checking drawers for organizers and/or crustiness," ...are you two *ladies* (using term VERY loosely....even for our resident pastor's wife!) properly licensed? Or, are you doing these checks illegally!?
Well, who cares, I know you're cracking me up! I laughed so hard reading these posts I had to run and go pee (yes, in that order...) and while there, I did NOT check anything for anything...thank you very much! ;-)
Posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 7:32:11
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by 10derHeart on June 26, 2005, at 19:16:47
> I think you need a permit...or even a license for "checking drawers for organizers and/or crustiness," ...are you two *ladies* (using term VERY loosely....even for our resident pastor's wife!) properly licensed? Or, are you doing these checks illegally!?
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> Well, who cares, I know you're cracking me up! I laughed so hard reading these posts I had to run and go pee (yes, in that order...) and while there, I did NOT check anything for anything...thank you very much! ;-)10der,
I only had my temps, and decided that checking for crusties is just not my thing. Great now I have to find a new meaning to my life! Maybe I'll join Susan and write trashy novels!
Jazzy
Posted by rjlockhart98 on June 27, 2005, at 12:31:10
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL » 10derHeart, posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 7:32:11
you guys are NASTY!
Anyways........ spriggy wiggy i advise you to clean out the applience holder becuase i really dont know what they are, my grandma doesnt have it all there [the head]... and they where ROACH EGGS! I dont now if you have a bug problem or not, but CLEAN IT OUT!
Speaking of NASTY..... my cats dumps smell like something from the zoo [the chimanze section] sorry anywayws.... i have to go outside, run in and dump the kitty pan as fast as you can say vomit. I think wet cat food makes the runs...
Spriggy, you need to be on Saterday Nite Live.
Matt
Posted by kid47 on June 27, 2005, at 13:10:49
In reply to Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 25, 2005, at 14:05:10
I really don't know much about crusty drawers (nor do I want to) but one life lesson that was made clear to me recently....If the milk smells bad, DO NOT use it....even if you already poured the cereal in the bowl and you figure "what the heck" there's enough sugar in Coco Puffs you won't even notice....can you say immodium!?!?! (this is kinda like bein back in the sixth grade...the best 3 years of my life.)
kid
Posted by AuntieMel on June 27, 2005, at 14:54:46
In reply to Re: Pondering the deep questions of life... ROFL, posted by kid47 on June 27, 2005, at 13:10:49
If you attach wires onto a paper airplane and put them in the socket the plane will *not* fly.
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