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Posted by finelinebob on May 10, 2004, at 21:46:38
In reply to MIRROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!, posted by Ivan Michael on May 10, 2004, at 15:19:47
Posted by kid47 on May 10, 2004, at 22:44:40
In reply to You're getting published, you paperback writer! (nm), posted by finelinebob on May 10, 2004, at 21:46:38
Posted by Brio D Chimp on May 11, 2004, at 8:57:22
In reply to one week, one week!, posted by karen_kay on May 9, 2004, at 22:15:55
Posted by partlycloudy on May 11, 2004, at 9:10:04
In reply to Becomin a meter maid! Give us a wink lovelyR (nm), posted by Brio D Chimp on May 11, 2004, at 8:57:22
Posted by karen_kay on May 11, 2004, at 9:15:12
In reply to one week, one week!, posted by karen_kay on May 9, 2004, at 22:15:55
ooopsie! i've been so busy planning a party i forgot to post yesterday.
now, i must warn you, this surprise is huge! may 16 will be my new favorite day. and i still don't have the gifts for the celebration. oh dear, any ideas? i'm at a loss....
Posted by Brio D Chimp on May 11, 2004, at 9:15:13
In reply to Re: one week, one week!, posted by mirror on May 9, 2004, at 23:21:04
Is that what happened to Great Aunt Brouhaha D Chimp???
I thought she'd gone down to the Curley Swirley on Sr citizens day again ;)
> youre starting a revalution against monkeys being put to death by toxic blue dye that changes the color of thier fur making them easy prey for the evil pink bunnys from outter space that have taking the minds of innocent males and females making them want to become brainless walking dead(aka cheerleaders) AHHHHHHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> or youre selli ng all you possesions to become a nun and then wear youre little hat thing which gives you the ability to fly like in the flying nun allowing you to go to peru and buy a yellow submarine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by finelinebob on May 11, 2004, at 11:53:20
In reply to 5 days left, only 5 days... » karen_kay, posted by karen_kay on May 11, 2004, at 9:15:12
Posted by partlycloudy on May 11, 2004, at 12:45:38
In reply to 5 days left, only 5 days... » karen_kay, posted by karen_kay on May 11, 2004, at 9:15:12
You're going back to the USSR? Darn, it isn't there anymore. Hmmmm....
Posted by Jai Narayan on May 11, 2004, at 18:25:55
In reply to Re: one week, one week!, posted by mirror on May 9, 2004, at 23:21:04
> Got To Get You Into My Life
**I loved and love that song!!!
> Here Comes The Sun
**I love this song!This is such a special list...I am moved that you knew all these names.
Gosh, I am singing at the top of my lungs...singing....screaming the words...In a nice way.
Thank you so much!
Posted by finelinebob on May 14, 2004, at 1:17:39
In reply to mirror...oh mirror, posted by Jai Narayan on May 11, 2004, at 18:25:55
Posted by karen_kay on May 14, 2004, at 20:44:47
In reply to 5 days left, only 5 days... » karen_kay, posted by karen_kay on May 11, 2004, at 9:15:12
oh no, only 2 more days. i've been trying to think of another hint, but i'm at a loss. let's see... it's a party, with gifts, and i haven't a thing to wear! maybe i'll show up naked? (how's that for a hint)
Posted by finelinebob on May 14, 2004, at 20:54:31
In reply to just 2 more days!, posted by karen_kay on May 14, 2004, at 20:44:47
... if you'll be wearing your Birthday Suit!!!
flb
Posted by Jai Narayan on May 15, 2004, at 20:51:51
In reply to gotta be a birthday... » karen_kay, posted by finelinebob on May 14, 2004, at 20:54:31
what was this event....I am dying of curiosity. Oh KK what pray tell are you doing?
Do we get to learn?
Please tell all????
Posted by karen_kay on May 15, 2004, at 21:10:21
In reply to okay it must have happened already.....so curious, posted by Jai Narayan on May 15, 2004, at 20:51:51
been drinking tonight or i wouldn't respond, as i haven't responded to anyone else. but, since you are so clearly in the dark about the matter (and i wonder how my typing uis going because my bladder isn't holding up so well).. where was i? ummm, you haven't missed the big day, it's tomorrow! and i am SO VERY EXCITED i doubt i'll be able to sleep tonight! it's the best day ever created, that i promise! should i tell? should i really tell? maybe i'll wait until i'm sober and hung over, but i have to stay up until midnight tonight to celebrate this very joyous day. so, i'm trying to stay up (and avoid that dratter hang-over as well)... but, i will tell you it's a vERY SPECIAL DAY created for a very special person! that's all for now dear jai, but don't fear, i have more beer :)
*oh, and i tried to post this but it said 'error, no name' WHAT? well, i guess that's payback for forgetting names, isn't it?
Posted by karen_kay on May 15, 2004, at 23:32:42
In reply to just 2 more days!, posted by karen_kay on May 14, 2004, at 20:44:47
i want to be the first to tell kid HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
you have the best day of your life dear! and though you are only 25, and a bit too young for my taste, i'm sure in a few years we could really hit it off!
HaPpY bIrThDaY kId!!!!!
Posted by gardenergirl on May 16, 2004, at 0:29:59
In reply to 22 minutes early, BUT!!!!!!!!, posted by karen_kay on May 15, 2004, at 23:32:42
Posted by Dinah on May 16, 2004, at 9:48:22
In reply to Happy Birthday, kid! (nm), posted by gardenergirl on May 16, 2004, at 0:29:59
You're right, Karen. A very important event, indeed.
Posted by Jai Narayan on May 16, 2004, at 12:31:29
In reply to 22 minutes early, BUT!!!!!!!!, posted by karen_kay on May 15, 2004, at 23:32:42
> i want to be the first to tell kid HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
>
> you have the best day of your life dear! and though you are only 25, and a bit too young for my taste, i'm sure in a few years we could really hit it off!
>
> HaPpY bIrThDaY kId!!!!!KAREN KAY!!!!!YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!
What a sweet thing you have done.
Kid, happy birthday I am decidely way older than you, even if you double your age I am still older than that!
But you could be my favorite grandson....
Karen you never had to worry about me and kid....I am old enough to be your mother and his grandmother....I may be the oldest women in Vermont????
enough about me, Kid47 what are you going to do for your birthday?
Happy, happy, happy birthday happy, happy, happy birthday happy, happy, happy birthday happy, happy, happy birthday happy, happy, happy birthday wow I need a nap....zzzzzzz
Posted by shar on May 16, 2004, at 13:18:43
In reply to Re: Happy Birthday, kid!, posted by Dinah on May 16, 2004, at 9:48:22
K,
Sorry I missed your birthday! Hope it was great. I remember 25 was a most excellent year!xoxo
Shar
Posted by DaisyM on May 16, 2004, at 14:17:10
In reply to My usual birthday greeting...., posted by shar on May 16, 2004, at 13:18:43
Happy Birthday Kid!
From the "Secret Language of Birthdays" -- May 16
"Those born on May 16 must walk a fine line between expressing their flamboyant side and maintaining their equilibrium. If May 16 people are repeatedly frustrated by life they will manifest psychological problems. Yet so forceful are they that no one, not even a good psychiatrist, can really help unless they themselves take the reins of their own psyche in hand. Self-destructive impulses and depressions, and manic attacks are all possible. On the other hand, when things go right for May 16 people, they are a joy to be around. Never ones to restrict their kindness and affections, they are like a sun that shines on everybody."
Thanks for shining on us, Kid.
Happy! Happy!
Posted by jlynne on May 16, 2004, at 15:20:48
In reply to 22 minutes early, BUT!!!!!!!!, posted by karen_kay on May 15, 2004, at 23:32:42
25, my *** - i bet he's 54, if he's a day! You're just saying that so I will stay away, kk (*smile*). Heck, I bet that's not even his *real* name ;^)
Hope you are having a lovely birthday, Kid!!
I will have a special margarita in your honor today:-D
(((party)))
...jlynne
Posted by partlycloudy on May 16, 2004, at 16:00:46
In reply to Happy Birthday, kid! (nm), posted by gardenergirl on May 16, 2004, at 0:29:59
Happy 25th Birthday, Kid!!! Here's to you!
Posted by spoc on May 16, 2004, at 19:35:32
In reply to Re: 22 minutes early, BUT!!!!!!!! » karen_kay, posted by jlynne on May 16, 2004, at 15:20:48
... thought you might appreciate a change of pace from all the German! And HEY -- if in reality I said something bad or inaccurate, blame it on the web translator site I used! I use that excuse a lot.
Now, note that I was kind enough to paste "Happy birthday, Kid!" in several other languages at the bottom. But came to find upon preliminary review that apparently a few of them contain characters that can't be comprehended by this site from here (which begs the question, how many of the characters here *can* be comprehended by this site? But I digress). Anyway, I decided to leave the gibberish in there regardless, just to show how far out of my way I went for you on this occasion.
Couple more things:
1] please excuse KK's careless spreading of lies -- nay, *rumors* about you, in falsifying your age. Thereby *robbing* you of the credit you deserve for the wisdom of your years. Please, although we've all been waiting for such an opportunity for a loooong time, do not write to Dr. Bob and try to get her blocked over this incident. She was finally trying to do something nice for a change, after all.
2] thanks for pinching me and making me blush on another thread, and then tiptoeing away snickering just when I started to succumb to your temptations in front of all the world! (CNN and E! were even on that thread by then!) Hope it was worth it. You even drove KK to leave claw marks down my face (she asked if she could leave them down my back too, but the way she was looking at me was making me nervous)!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Zicklein!
Gelukkige verjaardag, Jong geitje!
Ευτυχή γενέθλια, κατσίκϊ
Buon compleanno, capretto!
Feliz aniversario, miúdo!
С днем рождения, малыш!
¡Feliz cumpleaños, cabrito! Oh, and...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KID!....one more thing. You never did answer me: do you like 'em diverse or not?? ;- )
Posted by spoc on May 16, 2004, at 19:37:08
In reply to Re: Joyeux anniversaire, gosse !, posted by spoc on May 16, 2004, at 19:35:32
Posted by karen_kay on May 16, 2004, at 20:17:11
In reply to Re: Joyeux anniversaire, gosse !, posted by spoc on May 16, 2004, at 19:35:32
sorry kid to interrupt a very lovely post with my jealousy, but i must defend both your and my honor..... but, don't you worry dear, i'll make it up to you later, i promise.
now, i must get down to business.... SPOC! have you no decency? first of all, kid would never ever EVER pinch you, or even bat an eye in your general direction. he's known women like you in the past and wouldn't even try to get involved with such a blatant flirt as yourself. stop flattering yourself, as i'd hate to see you get hurt when he finally has to reject you dear. (and i'm so very sorry if this sounds harsh, but i've tried to tell you before using 'soft karen' voice, but you just won't let the words sink in. there does come a time when a person has to stop playing nice and finally start playing mean. perhaps next time i'll do just that.)
a simple 'happy birthday' would have been nice, but NOOOOOO, you had to try and out-do me (good luck with that dear. again, i don't want you to get your hopes up) with your 3000 different language happy birthday message, which in reality translated into 'spoc smells funny'. don't believe me? check it yourself. looks like the joke's on you this time.
and i'll not even comment on your comment about me falsifying birthdates. perhaps my memory isn't always correct. pardon me. i'm so sorry. i guess i do have one slight fault.
and about me wanting to leave claw marks down your back... did you really have to bring that up, in such a public manner? i mean, you realize that could drive kid insanely jealous at this point. good job! you ruined his birthday! i thought i told you that in private, and it would stay that way. just goes to show, never trust a woman with a secret (hmm, is that a possible reflection of myself? no, never! i don't tell secrets!)
so spoc, in conclusion... i forgot what i was saying, but i'm sure there are some really mean words in there and more claw marks and you end up crying. yes, that's what should happen. did it work at all? if you are crying by this point dear, then i'll be right over for the make-up sex. that's always the best anyway, right?
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