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Posted by Ted on July 18, 2002, at 18:25:03
In reply to How about a fruit board? » Ted, posted by jane d on July 18, 2002, at 12:11:41
They have a sweet, simple aroma, like a young girl who does not yet understand perfume. Their size is just large enough to grasp and fondle with one hand. Like all sweet arboreal confections, they must be bathed before they are tasted. They are covered with short, soft hair, making them warm to the touch much like the breast of a woman. Some prefer to eat them peeled, but they lack the sensual acuity and sophistication needed to truly understand them. When their flesh is tasted, the become fluid, soiling their partner with their sweetness. When they are consumed, you will find there are two types: those who boldly give up their flesh from the stone and those who coyly tease you to the last morsel. The stone, hard and deeply furrowed, bears no resemblence to the confection which surrounded it. Make no mistake, however: these are not exotic beauties, but simpletons who can be obtained easily. Nontheless, their beauty makes them desireable at all times.Ted
Posted by Ted on July 18, 2002, at 18:35:05
In reply to How about a fruit board? » Ted, posted by jane d on July 18, 2002, at 12:11:41
Hey Jane,
> I'm dying to hear these guys' take on the rest of the produce section.
I think the ladies should handle the vegetables and the men should handle the fruit. Those produce items which are considered either both or neither (such as tomatoes) can be done first come, first described. How does that sound?
Ted
Posted by tabitha on July 19, 2002, at 1:17:16
In reply to Re: How about a fruit board? » jane d, posted by Ted on July 18, 2002, at 18:35:05
> I think the ladies should handle the vegetables and the men should handle the fruit.
Not fair at all. Everyone must follow their natural proclivities, or whims of the moment. Plus, IMO, fruit is just intrinsically sexier than vegetables.
Posted by Ted on July 19, 2002, at 12:08:48
In reply to Re: How about a fruit board? » Ted, posted by tabitha on July 19, 2002, at 1:17:16
Hi Tabitha,
> Plus, IMO, fruit is just intrinsically sexier than vegetables.
Obviously you have never seen a cucumber. :-)
Nor some varieties of mushroom (the specific name of many mushrooms is "phalloides" for a good reason!). :-)Ted
Posted by ctrlaltndel on July 19, 2002, at 15:08:42
In reply to Peaches, posted by Ted on July 18, 2002, at 18:25:03
Posted by tabitha on July 19, 2002, at 15:20:30
In reply to Re: How about a fruit board? » tabitha, posted by Ted on July 19, 2002, at 12:08:48
True, there are some awfully suggestive looking mushrooms. I think Tori Amos used them on an album cover once to good effect, but I might be mistaken.
I would argue that a cucumber is a fruit.
When you say vegetables, I think potato, turnip, rutabaga, you know, the tuber family. Dull as that short, pudgy, yet nice and dependable guy one feels guilty for not desiring.
Posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 16:46:09
In reply to Re: mango = Japanese for sex fruit ?, posted by Ted on July 17, 2002, at 16:04:25
I must correct that.. The Japanese word for mango which I don't know, offhand, apparently translates into English as Sex Fruit.
As for the reason it didn't writhe in esctasy didn't we already discuss your little approach problem.
Something Bohemian like 'Hell ah just take a big ol'bite'
Then again, after seeing some of the xxx sites those ones that seem okay but then a whole bunch of really gross (far to mild a word) windows open and refuse to close) Taken a big ol'bite might just cause someone out there to at writhe in ecstacy.Gabbi
Posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 16:48:54
In reply to Mangos - perfect fruit, perfect sex, posted by Ted on July 17, 2002, at 19:33:35
Posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 22:34:41
In reply to Re: How about a fruit board? » Ted, posted by tabitha on July 19, 2002, at 15:20:30
LOL Brilliant!
I know that guy, I know he'd be good for me, his name is Michael. (no chance he'll see this)
Posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 22:38:48
In reply to Re: New board, Psycho-Naughty-Babble ?, posted by Ted on July 18, 2002, at 11:43:06
Fun for you maybe, I live with my Dad, don't even have a door. I might as well roll myself in itching powder.
Posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 22:43:26
In reply to Re: Psycho-Naughty-Babble ? Frustration...... » Ted, posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 22:38:48
Posted by tabitha on July 20, 2002, at 0:12:28
In reply to Re: the tuber family, (or why there isn't one) » tabitha, posted by Gabbi on July 19, 2002, at 22:34:41
Think of all the little spudlets you and Michael could produce :-)
Really, I just call all those tuber family guys Barney. Makes it easier.
Gosh I'm mean, no wonder I don't get dates.
Posted by IsoM on July 20, 2002, at 1:19:55
In reply to Re: the tuber family, (or why there isn't one) » Gabbi, posted by tabitha on July 20, 2002, at 0:12:28
Posted by tabitha on July 20, 2002, at 3:46:38
In reply to ...do you get figs then? (nm) » tabitha, posted by IsoM on July 20, 2002, at 1:19:55
Groan...
Posted by Dinah on July 20, 2002, at 7:07:49
In reply to I don't give a fig whether I get dates or not. » IsoM, posted by tabitha on July 20, 2002, at 3:46:38
Posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 15:28:37
In reply to Re: LOL (nm) » tabitha, posted by Dinah on July 20, 2002, at 7:07:49
I have never eaten a mango... but I do like bananas :) *GRIN*
Posted by Dinah on July 20, 2002, at 15:43:07
In reply to Nobody else will say it... so I will! :), posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 15:28:37
Oh me too. And if I had the gift of prose (and lacked the fear of a please be more inhibited) I would describe the experience. :)
Posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 15:43:31
In reply to Nobody else will say it... so I will! :), posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 15:28:37
Posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 15:59:07
In reply to Re: Nobody else will say it... so I will! :) » SandraDee, posted by Dinah on July 20, 2002, at 15:43:07
Posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 15:59:53
In reply to Greased Lightnin, Sandra Dee you HAVE changed (nm) » SandraDee, posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 15:43:31
Like you THOUGHT you did. :)
Posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 16:51:42
In reply to Greased Lightnin, Sandra Dee you HAVE changed (nm) » SandraDee, posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 15:43:31
Na, Just a very lame joke... You know the "Grease", song. Look at me I'm sandra dee lousy with virginity I dont drink, don't swear don't rat my hair....
Of course you could be 18 and not know all the songs from Grease off by heart. Which is nothing to be proud of... it just sort of happened....
Posted by Susang on July 20, 2002, at 16:54:59
In reply to Nobody else will say it... so I will! :), posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 15:28:37
I like bananas too, especially those dipped in chocolate and with NUTS.
Posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 17:02:18
In reply to RE:you have changed » Gabbi, posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 16:51:42
Someone thought I might be 18. It was probably when I was 14. :) I'm 30. And I used to LOVE Grease. I used to have the double record (in fact I shouldn't say HAD, I still have it, just saw it when we moved!!) I would put a scarf in my hair and dance around in my room and sing it. As you said, nothing to be proud of, just happened. I had John Travolta posters and Ricky Shroder posters plastering my walls. (Also Chachi) Hey... what can I say, I was a boy-crazy, banana lovin' kid. :)
Posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 17:08:45
In reply to I can't remember the last time.... » Gabbi, posted by SandraDee on July 20, 2002, at 17:02:18
whoa, what a trip That Double Album, I got it for my birthday, and I still have it too.
And why oh why can I still remember all the "We go together like shoo bop shuwadadwada boo bop shedobedos", but I can't remember anything that would actually be useful??????really truly I don't still listen too it
Posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 17:14:56
In reply to Re: I can't remember the last time...., posted by Gabbi on July 20, 2002, at 17:08:45
Oh no this is scary.... Sandee cant you see I'm in misery- made a start now were apart I'm helpless as can be.. Love has flown all alone I sit and wonder whyyyy
Is there such a thing as a depressive-savant?
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