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Posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 19:18:36
If you could imagine a perfect spouse, what would they be like? (Well near perfect.)
Posted by dreamer on July 28, 2001, at 19:55:08
In reply to What do you expect from a spouse?, posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 19:18:36
> If you could imagine a perfect spouse, what would they be like? (Well near perfect.)
A younger helen mirren look, sex mad who lets me sleep alone, an academic maybe a doctor or sculptor
who has own house with on-suite studio for me.
Profound thinker but not 2 serious climbs trees eats with fingers has mad moments but level headed romantic/passionate and doesn't own a dog called Fifi.
Posted by AKC on July 28, 2001, at 20:42:42
In reply to What do you expect from a spouse?, posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 19:18:36
Meg Ryan.
Posted by kazoo on July 28, 2001, at 22:30:27
In reply to What do you expect from a spouse?, posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 19:18:36
> If you could imagine a perfect spouse, what would they be like? (Well near perfect.)
^^^^^^^^^^June Cleaver on acid.
kazoo
Posted by lissa on July 28, 2001, at 23:09:38
In reply to Re: What do you expect from a grouse? » Willow, posted by kazoo on July 28, 2001, at 22:30:27
> > If you could imagine a perfect spouse, what would they be like? (Well near perfect.)
> ^^^^^^^^^^
>
> June Cleaver on acid.
>Really? I always assumed she was already on acid. What more do you want?
Posted by lissa on July 28, 2001, at 23:21:02
In reply to What do you expect from a spouse?, posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 19:18:36
> If you could imagine a perfect spouse, what would they be like? (Well near perfect.)
Posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 23:27:15
In reply to ... and what's a grouse anyway?? np, posted by lissa on July 28, 2001, at 23:21:02
A dumb bird. You can pick them off the ground. They taste like pine needles, the size of a cornish hen.
Northern Willow
Posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 23:44:44
In reply to What do you expect from a spouse?, posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 19:18:36
I meant like emotionally.
Though Dreamer's description sounded good.
Posted by mila on July 29, 2001, at 0:04:01
In reply to Come on girls ..., posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 23:44:44
> I meant like emotionally.
>
> Though Dreamer's description sounded good.ok, willow, here you are...
kind, horny, and very devoted.
children and dogs can't get enough of him.
excellent story teller, tells me fairy tells, each time something new, i have never heard of before.
mila
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 0:10:00
In reply to Re: Come on girls ..., posted by mila on July 29, 2001, at 0:04:01
Okay point taken about the age thing, too young to remember:
Here's how you can be like June Cleaver.Difficulty Level: Easy Time Required: 24 Hours
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Here's How:
Put on your prettiest dress every morning.
Wear your most expensive pearls.
Make sure the coffee is ready and hot for your husband.
Prepare an elaborate breakfast and call the family down to eat.
After breakfast, make sure the kitchen is spotless and glimmering.
Vacuum while the family is gone so the house is in ship shape when they get home.
Be at the door to greet the kids when they arrive home from school.
Make sure the kids get their milk, cold milk, and fresh cookies.
After everyone is in bed and while no one is looking, slip into more comfortable clothes.
Take the pearls off. You can be yourself again.
Tips:If your dress isn't starched, it won't look as pretty.
Use real butter in the cookies. If you don't they won't taste as good.
Make sure the kids don't drink the milk straight out of the milk bottle!
BUT what happens when you drop a couple hits of acid?Willow
ps i don't hear you
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 0:16:55
In reply to Re: Come on girls ..., posted by mila on July 29, 2001, at 0:04:01
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> kind, horny, and very devoted.
>
> children and dogs can't get enough of him.
>
> excellent story teller, tells me fairy tells, each time something new, i have never heard of before.
>
Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?
Posted by mila on July 29, 2001, at 0:33:27
In reply to Re: Come on girls ..., posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 0:16:55
> Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?yes, willow, yes.
things are what they seem to be. men do not come this way, they become this way. haven't you noticed how your spouse made you into a wife you are today?
love
mila
Posted by kazoo on July 29, 2001, at 1:57:23
In reply to Re: What do you expect from a grouse?, posted by lissa on July 28, 2001, at 23:09:38
> > > If you could imagine a perfect spouse, what would they be like? (Well near perfect.)
> > ^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> > June Cleaver on acid.
> >
>
> Really? I always assumed she was already on acid. What more do you want?^^^^^^^^^^^
Ward Cleaver in drag? And on acid, too?
Anything else, my dear?
(a far-out) kaz
Posted by kazoo on July 29, 2001, at 2:15:56
In reply to Re: Come on girls ..., posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 0:16:55
> Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?
^^^^^^^^^Try Bellevue, NYC ...
kaz
Posted by sar on July 29, 2001, at 3:33:30
In reply to Re: Come on girls ... » Willow, posted by kazoo on July 29, 2001, at 2:15:56
a johnny depp who kisses and fucks and writes as passionately as he destroys hotel rooms
he would know good wine.
he would hold me crying without asking.
let me put my feet on the dashboard.
call me by my first and middle name at once (as i was known 'til age 8 or 9)
know that "i'm just resting my eyes" means "i'm falling dead asleep"
would go shopping with me for clothes
would discuss with me what were taboo topics: if i wanted to discuss ffriendship or shopping problems i'd have to put my hand down his pants; if he wanted to discuss sports or cars he'd have to put his down mine
his armpits would smell so good i'd put my nose in them and tell him not to shower
he'd be noble: opening doors and pulling out chairs (i'm southern, yo)
never fall asleep right after sex
let me fall asleep right after sex
be attentive to holidays (birthday, Valentines, Christmas)
smoke (as I do)
not judge my drug/alcohol habits
not have smelly feet
not wear too much cologne
*never* flirt with other women
idealize me even tho i don't desrve it.
Posted by AKC on July 29, 2001, at 5:15:19
In reply to Come on girls ..., posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 23:44:44
I know you did, Willow. However, I have never been in a relationship. I don't trust people enough to let them get that close to me. So I don't really know what to expect, except what I see in the movies. So while I was being sarcastic, in some since I was being serious. I want someone who is sexy, and appears intelligent. While money isn't everything, for this person so highly in debt right now, it would be a bonus! < grin >
Sex -- have never really had that sober - so that thought scares me. It isn't an issue right now. The effexor and/or seroquel has cut off any sex drive I have. But some day it may come back. Especially if it is Meg Ryan. Huge < grin >
But most of all, I want desperately for someone who would hold me on my bad days.
Your resident hounddog.
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 10:59:38
In reply to Re: Come on girls ..., posted by sar on July 29, 2001, at 3:33:30
>
> call me by my first and middle name at once (as i was known 'til age 8 or 9)My first name was very common around fellow countrymen, so I guess I was called by both too. My initials for the two were S.K., hence me liking your name.
Love your dream man!
Willow
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 11:55:22
In reply to Re: Come on girls ... » Willow, posted by kazoo on July 29, 2001, at 2:15:56
is in Bellevue, NYC that would interest me?
Willow
Posted by Glenn Fagelson on July 29, 2001, at 14:40:48
In reply to Re: Come on girls ..., posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 0:16:55
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> > kind, horny, and very devoted.
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> > children and dogs can't get enough of him.
> >
> > excellent story teller, tells me fairy tells, each time something new, i have never heard of before.
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> Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?Yes, that's me!!
Glenn
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 15:16:18
In reply to Re: Come on girls ... » Willow, posted by Glenn Fagelson on July 29, 2001, at 14:40:48
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> > > kind, horny, and very devoted.
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> > > children and dogs can't get enough of him.
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> > > excellent story teller, tells me fairy tells, each time something new, i have never heard of before.
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> > Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?
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> Yes, that's me!!
>
> Glenn
Posted by lissa on July 29, 2001, at 15:40:20
In reply to Re: Come on girls ... » Willow, posted by kazoo on July 29, 2001, at 2:15:56
> > Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?
> ^^^^^^^^^
>
> Try Bellevue, NYC ...Okay, okay. I put on my little red dress and went over there this afternoon to see if there were any men around with fairy tales to tell. There were. And they liked my legs. Only, they were convinced I was the next messiah in female form, which made them treat me real nice and all -- but all I really want is a man who will love me for who I am -- so I had to cross them off my list.
Bellevue! Got any other ideas?
lissa
Posted by lissa on July 29, 2001, at 16:11:01
In reply to Re: Come on girls ... » kazoo, posted by lissa on July 29, 2001, at 15:40:20
> > > Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?
> > ^^^^^^^^^
> >
> > Try Bellevue, NYC ...> Bellevue! Got any other ideas?
sorry, that was a little inappropriate.
Posted by Glenn Fagelson on July 29, 2001, at 20:46:10
In reply to Are you being honest? (np) » Glenn Fagelson, posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 15:16:18
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> > > > kind, horny, and very devoted.
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> > > > children and dogs can't get enough of him.
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> > > > excellent story teller, tells me fairy tells, each time something new, i have never heard of before.
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> > > Okay, now is it reasonable to expect to find this type of man?
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> > Yes, that's me!!
> >
> > GlennDear Willow,
I was sort of half kidding; it's all me
except the storyteller; I am a pretty good
storyteller, but I am definitely not in the
outstanding category.Glenn
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 20:49:14
In reply to Come on girls ..., posted by Willow on July 28, 2001, at 23:44:44
My reason for asking is that things haven't been too well here on the home front. I find I keep make concessions but don't want to no more. I'm jealous (but still happy for my friends) when I see them with their partner, out enjoying things.
My guy has been extremely bitter since winter. And for some reason I felt this may be coming, but still was stunned to hear him say he wants out. The problem is with money & children, but gees that's our life.
He's always me me me. Tonight before he left he said he wasn't leaving with nothing. Again him, what about the rest of us here. Maybe he too was expecting a "June Cleaver."
Well let him lick his own dick for awhile and I bet he'll change his tune!!?
Burning Willow
Posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 20:55:16
In reply to Re: Are you being honest? (np) » Willow, posted by Glenn Fagelson on July 29, 2001, at 20:46:10
I could use some brotherly advice. My spouse isn't big into the kid things. What are the chances of him being happy living with three and a spouse who enjoys them??
My meaning we went to the beach this evening. So the house is scattered with stuff from our earlier trip this week, the first one we've gone on.
He likes the guy things. I try to sound interested and don't complain when he goes, but frankly I'm at a point too that I don't give a sh** anymore.
From a male perspective whats wrong with this picture besides the point about me being as fed-up as he is.
Willow
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