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Posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 23:46:05
In reply to Re: Whinin' with Rosie!!!!!!!!!!! » Hannah, posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 22:32:51
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> Yours, playin' with fire,
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> Am B...and after the deal I made for you on behalf of the Lumpotnian majority?!?!
r
Posted by pullmarine on November 19, 2000, at 23:59:02
In reply to Amblasphemer B » B Day, posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 23:46:05
Lumptonia is a virtual nation. It has no boundaries, no army, and no government. To become a lumptonian, you must write a letter to the secretary general of the united nations demanding to be recognized as a lumptonian, and asking for represention.John
Posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 0:27:52
In reply to Amblasphemer B » B Day, posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 23:46:05
> > Yours, playin' with fire,
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> > Am B
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> ...and after the deal I made for you on behalf of the Lumpotnian majority?!?!
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> r
SEEEEEEEEEE what I mean! I said I was playin' with fire didn't I? I KNEEEEEEEEW what was going to happen! Did it anyway.There are words to live by that I shall repeat to myself a hundred times tonight or at least a couple: "Never get in the middle of a Sniffler and a Whiner tryin' to be sweet!" Your jest askin' for it!
Woe is me, I have kindled the ire of my dear, sniffly Rosebud who holds a place in my heart such as few others. Can Her Retireness ever forgive me?
Hiding in the Dog House,
Amblasphemer B
Posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 18:55:09
In reply to Re: Amblasphemer B, posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 0:27:52
Yyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn!
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Posted by coral on November 20, 2000, at 19:17:56
In reply to Kind of quiet now, I think I feel a nap comin' on., posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 18:55:09
Dear Puppy Paws,
Unfortunately, experience has taught (at least the Lumptonians) that your sleeping is never a quiet affair. Undoubtedly, you'll be breaking the peace.
As Constable, I must caution you to nap so as not to disturb others in any way....Constable CPE
Posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 22:19:49
In reply to Re: Kind of quiet now, I think I feel a nap comin' on., posted by coral on November 20, 2000, at 19:17:56
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Posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 22:25:14
In reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 22:19:49
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Posted by shar on November 20, 2000, at 22:44:33
In reply to Re: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 22:25:14
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Posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 23:47:35
In reply to Re: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 22:25:14
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Posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 10:36:24
In reply to Re: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 23:47:35
I do believe it's time to hibernate. Maybe when I wake up things will be different. (Right...).
I am putting my dog condo next to the Am. dog house, so if there is an intruder with a gun he can take care of it. Now (yawn) I'm sooo sleepy (Klonopin) and my sleeping bag is sooo cozy....yawn...and my blankie feels jussstttt rigghhtttt.........
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Posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 12:35:40
In reply to Wake me when it's over...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 10:36:24
To all Lumptonians:
Should there be Official Rites of Initiation to gain admittance to Lumptonia?
Should there be Offical Rites of Passage as people progress through the different stages of Lumptonia? Of course, that'll require establishing what those different stages might be, such as pupating, crysallis, etc.
If someone leaves Lumptonia, would that be considered a Lumpectomy?
Constable Sterling CPE
Posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 13:41:44
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations, posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 12:35:40
Sleeping away in her dog condo, Shar dreams she is on her computer responding to questions about Lumptonia:
> To all Lumptonians:
>
> Should there be Official Rites of Initiation to gain admittance to Lumptonia?----------Heaven forbid that anyone have to do anything other than walk right in to join Lumptonia. In fact, it might be better to personally invite all individuals to join in, but only to the point of being assertive, not badgering people to join. Or, at a bare minimum always have a please join us banner flying.
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> Should there be Offical Rites of Passage as people progress through the different stages of Lumptonia? Of course, that'll require establishing what those different stages might be, such as pupating, crysallis, etc.---------A good idea, possibly, but I am too tired to consider these stages (plus I don't know my crysalis from a pupa).
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> If someone leaves Lumptonia, would that be considered a Lumpectomy?--------My vote is yes.
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> Constable Sterling CPE---------How did you get from tarnished to sterling already??
Posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 14:41:58
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations » coral, posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 13:41:44
Dear Rosebud,
As the Phoenix, my dear, as the Phoenix, arising from the ashes . . .
Constable STERLING CPE
Posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 15:20:37
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations, posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 12:35:40
> If someone leaves Lumptonia, would that be considered a Lumpectomy?
>
Does not visiting as frequently constitute "leaving", and does "Lumpectomy" imply being out for good?
Posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 17:19:55
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations, posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 15:20:37
Dear Noa,
IMHO, frequency or infrequency of visits shouldn't constitute a lumpectomy in any means!!!
In a vein of seriousness, if someone departs Lumptonia because he or she has conquered depression, that would be a lumpectomy and cause for MUCH celebration!!!
But, it's like citizenship. Renewed citizenship is always available as is asylum.Constable Sterling CPE
Posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 20:02:09
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations, posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 17:19:55
Sterling CPE:
Yes, I think we should have an asylum.
Shar's Dream
> Dear Noa,
>
> IMHO, frequency or infrequency of visits shouldn't constitute a lumpectomy in any means!!!
>
> In a vein of seriousness, if someone departs Lumptonia because he or she has conquered depression, that would be a lumpectomy and cause for MUCH celebration!!!
> But, it's like citizenship. Renewed citizenship is always available as is asylum.
>
> Constable Sterling CPE
Posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 20:08:28
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations--Coral, posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 20:02:09
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> Yes, I think we should have an asylum.
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LOL, or should I say, GOL.Will there be overseas absentee ballots for the dearly departed recovered expatriates living abroad?
And, is a postmark required? And, will you allow sufficient time for these ballots to arrive and be dechadded and counted and recounted and accounted for, accounting for all the protests and contests and protests about contests and contests about protests be they dimpled, pregnant, hanging (dimpled and pregnant sound much more appealing than hanging, wouldn't you agree?), perforated (ouch), 3/4, or swinging door (have I left out any possibilities?)?
Posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 20:15:36
In reply to Re: Lumptonia considerations--Coral, posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 20:02:09
The sequel to What color is your parachute will be hitting the bookstores in time for the Christmas 2000 shopping season, according to Lumphouse Publishing Company representatives who requested not to be identified.
The title of this Grand Tome is none other than "How Dimpled Is Your Chad?" The question buzzing in the market place about this grand tome is, just what is buried within the voluminous pages of this intriguing book? The answer should be obvious, but is it?
For a preview of some of the highlights of this pregnant piece of literature, I call upon the Lumptonian Literary Society members who have agreed to assist in the review.
All yours, jump in guys! Who will review chapter 1?
Posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 20:27:55
In reply to Re: OOPS--nearly duplicate posts-2nd better, posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 20:16:45
Dear Noa,
You doll!!! We've been short on reading material lately and appreciate your obvious, clear volunteerism to brief us on this great tome. As you know, we Lumptonians are accustomed to having books read to us.... saves energy... so, we can spell one another if you like...
You are sooooo kind to offer this! :)
Our own Literary Reviewer, Noa!!! Yea! Yea!
PS You only need to post it once.... we'll get it :) GOL
Constable Sterling CPE
PSS How'd I get to be Constable anyway???
Posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 20:43:18
In reply to Re: OOPS--nearly duplicate posts-2nd better, posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 20:27:55
Publisher's note---to prevent any confusion that might develop, it must be stated that How Dimpled Is Your Chad is the sequel to What Color is Your Parachute and not to How Green is My Valley. Just in case you were wondering.
in case, you know, you were wondering.
Just in case. Ok. Just wanted to clear that up.All cleared, then.
You know, in case anyone was confused about that.Ok Then.
Your literary correspondent, the perseverative proponent of clarity.......
Posted by Noa on November 22, 2000, at 13:58:31
In reply to Re: How Dimpled Is Your Chad, posted by Noa on November 21, 2000, at 20:43:18
Hmm, no one wants to help review this book?
:0(
Posted by coral on November 22, 2000, at 18:06:29
In reply to Re: How Dimpled Is Your Chad, posted by Noa on November 22, 2000, at 13:58:31
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
CPE
Posted by Noa on November 22, 2000, at 18:22:50
In reply to Re: ht, posted by coral on November 22, 2000, at 18:06:29
> Happy Thanksgiving!!!
>
> CPEDitto!
Posted by Emmanuela on November 23, 2000, at 0:13:18
In reply to Re: OOPS--nearly duplicate posts-2nd better, posted by coral on November 21, 2000, at 20:27:55
All my dearies:
As your Prime Minister, as opposed to a Secondary one, I wish to comment on Chapter One of the Tome. Chapter One consists simply of a picture of a Lumptonian in full Regalia, in standing gait, standing by the Gate to Lumptonia. Eyes are slightly averted, gazing hungrily at a banky, a pint of Hagen Dazs Dulce en Leche, a soft pillow and a potential non-Lumptonian who likely will lead our Lumptonian to the couch. It's obvious that the author was way way too tired, discouraged, depressed, and generally apathetic to be able to put any actual words into Chapter One. Your P.M. attempted to place The Tome on top of her head, better to walk upright, but as you can imagine, the Tome immediately slid off, what with the bowed head, forward hanging arms, and bent back.
Posted by Noa on November 24, 2000, at 11:55:55
In reply to Re: OOPS--nearly duplicate posts-2nd better, posted by Emmanuela on November 23, 2000, at 0:13:18
Thank you, Your Primariness, for that astute and ever-so-subtly je-ne-c'est-quois review of the oh-so-minimalist first chapter of the Grand Tome known as "How Dimpled is Your Chad?".
What a brilliant beginning, do you not agree?
And, pray, your Primariness, is there light to be shed on the significance of the Tome's title? Perhaps, since we speak of shedding, we should call upon his Labradorness for this insight!
(Knocking on the doghouse door)Your Labradorness?
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